What the Heezy?

1. Ok Beijing, what's really going on? Fake fireworks, fake singers. What next? Fake athletic ability? Actually no, it was fake birth certificates!

2. I think I hear files containing doping charges against Jamaica sliding across a desk as I type.

3. Tell me, why do some think they are entitled to do whatever the hell they want?

4. Case in point. I don’t care how small your dog is, it does not belong with you at work. This is a place of business. Sheesh!

5. I have a real problem with elitist!

6. I guess I should make sure I'm not one before I make that comment...

7. I think I'm in the clear, maybe.

8. A certain someone's voice just makes me cringe like nails on a chalkboard.

9. Yup, I think the time is coming for me to move on.

10. Teej, I think I may have to try your "lyric listing method" just once to see if I can do it. ;-)

11. Would it be ok to beat the hell outta one of those kids in the store who won't stop screaming over some dumb piece of candy, toy, chips, etc.?

12. Seriously, I do know the answer to that. But would it be ok to beat the hell outta the parent for letting them act out like that in public in the first place?

13. On second thought, I think that happens to be a much better plan.

14. I take on my mom’s motto on that one, “Where you show out, is where you get worked out.”

15. She said that like it was a freaking Commandment. Acted as such too!

16. I got plenty of smack downs in department stores. HA!

17. Thinking of that, I can only imagine what I’m going to get back when I procreate.

18. Mercy, please? Please?

19. Big ups to my boy KG on his engagement!

20. Plug for his online radio show http://www.abrotherspov.com/

21. Black love can be such a beautiful thing if you work at it.

22. On the other hand, if you don't, it can be a big ol' pile of ish!

23. Don't act like you don't know what I'm saying!

24. I'm not really one for road rage, but that lady that I flipped off last week really deserved it.

25. If I saw her again, I would probably do the exact same thing.

26. No regrets.

27. Somehow, I think I am doing this backwards, but I've just started working out again.

28. Yeah, I am, but I figure I'll be good and tight for my big 3-0 bday in the dead of winter!

29. As a child I dreamed for a July bday.

30. I never really did get over that, but I guess I need to give that up!

31. I suppose E.Lynn Harris showed yall that he can write hetero-fiction!

32. Just Too Good To Be True was on point. Athletes beware!

33. Just read the book and you'll know what I mean.

34. I'll be starting a book club in the fall. Message me with interests.

35. Some of my sista girls are superb writers.

36. I can't wait to see their pages hit the shelves.

37. September is a big music month!

38. What's on your "go cop it" list?