Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Public Enemy #1

1. Why do people feel that they can just say whatever the hell they want to say to you and it is Just Fine?

2. I don't think that's what Mary J. had in mind.

3. Take Hillary for instance, who in the hell does she think she is?

4. I don't blame Barack for telling her to shove her Vice Presidency offer where Bill doesn't shine!

5. Back to #1 for a moment, what's so hard about giving folks a little respect?

6. Bret Favre is tired, so he quit his job. I'm tired, I want to quit mine too! Unfortunately, I haven't been throwing a football all of my life and my bank account shows proof of such.

7. I would love to know what was going to NY Gov. Spizter's mind when he had one of his prostitutes get on a train from NY to Washington. Was the cooch that good that he had to put it on a train?

8. "I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my — or any — sense of right and wrong," he said. "I apologize to the public, whom I promised better." -Eliot Spitzer (formerGov. of NY)

9. Duh! Dude, you think?

10. I so could not have been his wife up there standing next to him at the podium. However, I bet you she knew all along. She's just embarassed because now everyone knows!

11. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate office politics? I tell ya, these folks haven't got a smidgen of a clue.

12. How many times will Flav find "love"? Seriously, VH1, just let it go!

13. I remember when he and Public Enemy were a sign of a political voice in Hip Hop....

14. Remember "911's a Joke?"

15. True brilliance.

16. It's so awful that now Flav is the joke!

17. While I'm on reality TV, I can't say that I would really have wanted to try out for Idol after the initial sales of Jordin Sparks' cd and Ruben, and other artists were dropped from the label.

18. Do you think the US is going to send troops to Kenya before the Kikuya and Kalenjin tribes turn this into Rwanda: The Sequel?

19. Me either! I guess they don't have oil though, right?

20. Commercial radio is so awful! The playlist consists of the same 8 songs and 10 commercial ads. It doesn't matter the station choice, it's all the same.

21. Hence, the Ipod is a "must carry at all times" item!

22. I truly think my Treo is possessed since it rings when no one is calling, hangs up on certain people, and screws up my calendar.

23. Go figure.

24. I think it's time to join the Blackberry Bandwagon!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

In reference to #18: I still cant believe I was over there in Kenya only 5 months ago...the bride in my slideshows is from the Kikuyu tribe. I guess I went and left @ the right time!

LOVE ur lists!

Anonymous said...

Alright, girl. First, exhale. :-) I feel your frustration and I'm right there with you on number 3 & 4. I have said from the beginning that Hillary has some sort of entitlement mentality! I can't stand it.

And yes, Flav is definitely a joke...but it's a morbidly sad little joke, I tell ya.

Anyway, we'll toast to good times and happier thoughts this weekend.

Holla!

Teej said...

Hmmmm seems someone is listing on the low. hehehehe